CANDID TALK: IF YOU HAD THE MEANS, WHICH PART OF YOUR BODY WOULD YOU SURGICALLY ENHANCE?

I know a lot of us criticize celebrities who undergo plastic surgeries to enhance their looks but what if you had the funds to do it, what part of your body would you like to work on? Just one part o. Let me go first; if I had plenty kishi, I would work on my feet. I have masculine feet and wish they were smaller and more feminine. See the pics below, but don't laugh o, if you  do, I'll just ban you from our blog *straightface*...

KRIS JENNER REPLIES PRESIDENT OBAMA'S KIM & KANYE DISS

The mother-hen of the Kardashian family, Kris Jenner, has had to defend her family from a lot of criticisms and negative press but when the  most powerful man in the world speaks against your family, that has got to hurt 'specially'. President Obama dissed Kim kardashian and her baby daddy, Kanye West's opulent lifestyle  in a recent Kindle Singles interview but trust the world's most famous Momager, Kris Jenner not to take such thing lying down, she lashed back at the president. Read what Obama said in the interview below...

“The American Dream involved some pretty basic stuff. A good job where you felt some security. A good education… People felt if they worked hard they could get there… I don’t think people went around saying to themselves, ‘I need to have a 10,000-square-foot house’… I think, there has also been a shift in culture. We weren’t exposed to the things we didn’t have in the same way that kids these days are. There was not that window into the lifestyles of the rich and famous. Kids weren’t monitoring every day what Kim Kardashian was wearing, or where Kanye West was going on vacation, and thinking that somehow that was the mark of success.”

Read Kris Jenner's response after the cut...

GUESS ME FROM BEHIND REVEALED

So let's see who our bootilicious mystery woman is. Only one person got it right, hehe. See the artiste after the cut...

WHAREHELL!!! LADY PICTURED GIVING A GUY A BLOW JOB IN PUBLIC

This is not photoshop o, abi? *clearseyes* No, it is not. Don't even know what to say. I can't deal. On to the next one.

OMG! LIFELESS BABY SIGHTED FLOATING IN A LAGOS CANAL (VIEWER DISCRETION)

Dear God, not again! Another lifeless baby was found today in a canal at Orisan street, near Iyana bus stop in Ajanbgadi, Lagos. The baby still had its umbilical cord attached to it, indicating he/she may have been thrown into the canal shortly after it was delivered. 

If you don't want your baby, there are better, more humane options like putting the baby up for adoption or in a motherless babies' home. This is just sheer wickedness, how do you live with yourself after doing something as wicked and heartless as this? See the photos after the cut but this would be particularly difficult for parents out there...

OH NO! NOT HER TOO! KAREN IGHO TAKES A SHOT AT MUSIC

BBA winner, Karen Igho may be considering  a career in music as she lends her voice to her younger brother’s new single, ‘Jump & Pass’. Karen tweeted, ‘Even My Haters ll Dance To This’ ! Okay ! Let’s all relax, take a deep breath and wait till Friday, 16th Of August as the song ll premiere online on major online music portals across the country !!’ 

Karen's brother, Kido is signed under Mikel Obi's Matured Money Minds (MMM) Records. Karen may soon be joining other Nigerian actors like Tonto Dikeh, Genevieve Nnaji and Omotola Jolade Ekeinde that have ventured into music and have failed at it. You think she'll make it?