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Monday 4 February 2013

IYANYA, IS THAT YOU?

The singer showed off his tattoo while working out at the gym. Oh lala! He looks so yummy.

HON. PATRICK OBAHIAGBON'S "UNCRACKABLE" CONGRATULATORY MESSAGE TO THE SUPER EAGLES

“Its my emblem pleasure to congratulate our Superior Melofarm exclamagated Bermasaur on their recent victory against Ivory Coast. As the refermed, solid giants are to face Winners of the later game in an uncavoured camfamgnam match, my empyrean paradisiac rendezvous advice to the Super Eagles is for them to recumbently metragaloblicly believe in God. If possible, they should parademically paralyze their pistulated orthodexial legs. I wish them arxiatical luck.” 

Oh dear! The poor boys will get a headache trying to crack this. Lol.

MAJEK FASHEK'S MENTAL HEALTH DETERIORATES

The rain maker, Majek Fashek, has been diagnosed with Schizophrenia and his condition is said to be getting worse. Sources close to him say he still using drugs and it has deteriorated his mental health and he now talks to himself and sits at a bus stop while kids make fun of him. His neigbours in his Gowon Estate Ipaja home now avoid him like a plague 

To stop him from roaming around, and maybe hurting himself, sometimes people who care for him chain him at his Ipaja home, especially when he gets really out of control. What a shame, I just hope he doesn't end up hurting himself and I hope he finds his way back from this.

SUPER EAGLES WILL WIN AFCON - DROGBA

After trashing Cote D’Ivoire yesterday,  Didier Drogba, who is the Captain of the team hailed the Super Eagles for the 'ass whooping' (yeah, I'm bragging) performance they gave their opponent. The former Chelsea striker said he was impressed with the team's performance against them and "the sign of a world-class team in preparation" who could win the tournament if they perform against others like they did against them. Oh, you bet they will! Go Eagles, go Eagles, go Eagles, *pompomcheeringdance*

DO WOMEN MOAN IN BED TO MAKE THE SEX MORE ENJOYABLE FOR THIER PARTNER?

I stumbled upon a research that says 87% of women pant and moan while having sex 'cos they believe it will help their partner climax easily. REALLY? Two questions; ladies, is this true? Do you fake it just to please your man? And guys, do find  it easier to climax if your partner do a lot of panting and moaning?

Pls share your thoughts.

JIGAWA STATE GOVERNOR'S SON REMANDED IN PRISON FOR MONEY LAUNDERING

Aminu Sule Lamido, the eldest son of the Jigawa State, Sule Lamido
A judge at a Federal High Court in Kano, ordered Aminu Lamido, the eldest son of Jigawa state governor, Sule Lamido, to be  remanded in prison custody pending his ruling on his bail application on Tuesday following his arraignment  today on money laundering charges. Aminu was arrested by the EFCC on December 12, 2012 at the Malam Aminu Kano International Airport for not declaring $40,000 in his possession on his way to board an Egypt bound flight to Cairo.

Glad to see that our legal system is slowly beginning to understand that nobody should be (and is) above the law.

ICE PRINCE DENIES TURNING DOWN GLO DEAL

Ice Prince has denied turning down a multi-millionaira GLO ambassador deal. The rapper wrote in s statement; "To say that we have turned down an endorsement deal is false and completely baseless."

SUPER EAGLES WON BECAUSE WE PROMISED THEM FREE SEX -

Hehehehe, remember I told you gutys some days ago that the Association of Nigerian Prostitutes (ANP) (yeah, they have their own association) promised the Super Eagles free sex for a week if they bring back the cup (if you missed it, read it HERE), well, they have associated the eagles victory over Ivory Coast to that promise. I said it too that it will motivate the Eagles, lol.

In a telephone chat with DailyPost, ANP General Secretary, Jessica Elvis, while congratulating the Super Eagles forkicking the ass of the Ivorians, said they have not forgotten their promise.

Her words: “We are really happy for the sweet victory over Drogba and co. Our free sex promise contributed massively to this victory and I must thank my members for this decision. “Our target is not to get to the semi final or the final, all we want is the cup and with the usual support of ANP, Super Eagles must fly,”  “We are making plans to send more ANP members to South Africa to support the Eagles for the next match,” she added.

Asked if there would be free sex for the victory over Ivory Coast, Jessica laughed and said: “Ashawo, come f’**k, na gold we talk no be semi final. Seriously we are ready to declare one week of free sex if they get the gold,” she assured.

Usual support, uhn? *givingthesupereaglesaknowinglook*

SON ARRESTED FOR KILLING HIS FATHER OVER GRATUITY

Ekemini
Culled from PUNCH;

The Cross River  State Police Command has arrested  a man, identified as Ekemini Bassey for allegedly killing his father, a retired University of Calabar lecturer, Prof. Nathaniel Bassey, to claim his N40m gratuity.
 Ekemini’s brother, Odiong Bassey, is also wanted by the police for being an accomplice in the alleged murder.

BEYONCE'S AMAZING SUPERBOWL PERFORMANCE



 Beyonce gave a spectacular performance at the Super Bowl half time show yesterday. She sang from great hits like R&B hit Love on Top Crazy in Love, End of Time, Halo, and Baby Boy before being joined by Michelle and Kelly Rowland singing  their massive hits Bootylicious and Independent Woman, along with Beyonce's smash hit Single Ladies. 

More pics after the cut...

ABORTED BABIES FOUND IN GARBAGE BAGS (VIEWER DISCRETION)

Dear God! These are babies that some people are looking for and will give anything to have. Several aborted  babies were found in garbage bags in dumpster behind an abortion mill in Michigan. What makes it even more painful is that these babies were removed while they were fully developed.. Below is a comment from a woman who saw this pic;

'Crying* I have been married for 5yrs with no issue, my husband n i go for series of test. OMG! I cnt help it. Now our only hope is to go for insemination n we cnt afford it right now. God pls hear d cry of a hrt broken woman. u gave these ones, pls give me, I will forever treasure him/her. Help me pls

This is hearbreaking. See the photo below...
* viewers discretion is advised*

IKECHUKWU'S HOT HOT BOD!

Hmmm, hmmm, hmmm! Ladies, do you see what I'm seeing? Look well, well, *mischievousgrin*.

RITE DOMINIC WOWS IN WOW! MAGAZINE

  Lovely!

YAAAY SUPER EAGLES!

Good bye Cote D'Ivoire! Our super Super Eagles beat Cote D'Ivoire in the quarter final match yesterday; 2-1. Eat shit Emmanuel Eboue or whoever wrote against the Super Eagles, our boys are going to the finals.