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Friday 16 November 2012

DEAR FUTURE HUSBAND - A VERY HILARIOUS PIECE

My one&only husby,
I’m hoping you read this but even if I haven’t met you, I know I will soon. We’ve all been waiting for you for a while now. What’s keeping you? Was your flight delayed or are you too busy making our millions? My aunties keep asking, my mum keeps praying and even my father has a look in his eyes these days like “Oh girl, how far? Wetin dey happen?” I used to tell them you were on the next bus coming into town but then I realised that my future husband would have a car and not just one of those that went toh-toh-toh with thick exhaust fumes and body-odor laced wind-conditioning. Also he would not be a johnny-just-come so brothers in the village or who recently moved to town please do not see me in a vision or ask pastor about me.

An amazing and hilarious piece 'borrowed' from  memoirs of a woman with chutzpah . Every sentence of this piece made me laugh, I mean really laugh. I loved it and thought to bring it to you guys. Couldn't have said it better myself. Enjoy it. Continue to read the rest...

MARIAH CAREY IS SUCH A DIVA, SHE HARDLY CHANGES DIAPERS

In an appearance on "Anderson Live," Mariah Carey's hubby, Nick Cannon revealed that he changes more diapers of their 18-month old twins, Monroe and Moroccan, than his diva wife, "right now, the kids run the house." "We are just running and chasing after them and then my wife is being the diva that she is. I am trying to keep up with them," he said.

When asked who changes the most diapers, Cannon said, "Me," Cannon replied, adding, "I mean we all do it, but for some reason I get that duty a little bit more. I am not scared of it. I go in, I put the gloves on,” he explained."

Is there anything like being too diva to take care of your own kids? I don't mean buying them gifts but really taking care of them.  Trust naija guys, most of them that are married with kids have probably never changed a diaper in their lives. Take a cue, ain't nothing wrong with it.

A MUST-WATCH! AMAZING 2-YEAR-OLD PREACHING.

                                                     You guys definitely need to watch this. It is as hilarious as it is inspiring. Catina is two and a half years old a member of Christ Embassy Church.

"FUCK BUSINESS CLASS, I FLY IN THE COCKPIT" - BURNA BOY

Fast rising star, Burna Boy, posted this photo on his Instagram with the caption, "Fuck business class. I fly in d cockpit! Abj Stand up!!!!  Is he allowed to be in there?

DUECES LOUNGE HOSTS ACTRESS NSE IKPE-ETIM

                                 Nse Ikpe-Etim                                                         Rita Dominic
 Deuces Lounge hosted actress Nse Ikpe-Etim On November 9, 2012 and she invited friends over. Celebrities present at the party include Rita Dominic, Kalu Ikeagwu, Katherine Edoho, EME acts Skales, DJ Xclusive, and several others. More pics after the cut...

MOCHEDDA'S BK EARRINGS FOR BOYFRIEND


Mocheddah spots B K earring for boyfriend Bukunyi Olateru-Olagbegi, that's what she calls him. He is Beat 99 FM presenter Gbemi Olateru-Olagbegi's baby brother.

PHOTOS FROM DAVIDO'S LIVE COKO BAR APPEARANCE

Davido made a special appearnce at the cokobar a few days ago. Beautiful actress Mary Remy Njoku, wife of Iroko entrepreneur Jason Njoku was also at the West London club. Continue to see more pics...