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Friday, 14 September 2012
GUYS, WHICH OF THE EVAs WILL YOU RATHER?
KATE MIDDLETON SUES FRENCH MAGAZINE + SEE THE TOPLESS PICS OF HER
A rep for St James's Palace released a statement saying that "legal proceedings for breach of privacy have been commenced today in France" by the royal couple.
See the pics after the cut....
FRENCH MAGAZINE PUBLISH TOPLESS PICS OF KATE MIDDLETON
The Royal Family has issued a scathing statement saying "Their royal highnesses have been hugely saddened to learn that a French publication and a photographer have invaded their privacy in such a grotesque and totally unjustifiable manner."
The Royal Family is threatening to sue the magazine.
JOKE OF THE DAY
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up.
But then the wife stops and says, "I don' t feel like it. I just want you to hold me."
The husband says " WHAT???" The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman.
The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.
So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big dept. store. He walks around and had her try on three very expensive outfits. And then tells his wife, We 'll take all three of them. Then goes over and gets matching shoes worth $200 each.
And then goes to the jewelry Dept. and gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited (she thinks her husband has flipped out, but she does not care). She goes for the tennis bracelet.
The husband says "but you don 't even play tennis, but OK if you like it then lets get it.'
The wife is jumping up and down. So excited she cannot even believe what is going on. She says " I am ready to go, lets go to the cash register. "
The husband says, " no no no, honey we're not going to buy all this stuff." The wife face goes blank.
" No honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."
Her face gets really red she is about to explode and then the husband says " You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a MAN!"
But then the wife stops and says, "I don' t feel like it. I just want you to hold me."
The husband says " WHAT???" The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman.
The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.
So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big dept. store. He walks around and had her try on three very expensive outfits. And then tells his wife, We 'll take all three of them. Then goes over and gets matching shoes worth $200 each.
And then goes to the jewelry Dept. and gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited (she thinks her husband has flipped out, but she does not care). She goes for the tennis bracelet.
The husband says "but you don 't even play tennis, but OK if you like it then lets get it.'
The wife is jumping up and down. So excited she cannot even believe what is going on. She says " I am ready to go, lets go to the cash register. "
The husband says, " no no no, honey we're not going to buy all this stuff." The wife face goes blank.
" No honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."
Her face gets really red she is about to explode and then the husband says " You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a MAN!"
DEAD BABY FOUND NEAR DUMPSITE
The new born baby pictured above was found dead near a dump site at about 5:30 this morning at Sadiku Bus Stop, Ilasamaja, close to the Oshodi-Apapa Expressway.
Dear God, why is the heart of man so desperately wicked? Even if this baby died of natural causes, he/she deserves a proper burial.
MTN DONATES N500,000 NEEDED FOR SHOT ONE YEAR OLD'S TREATMENT
MTN has paid for
the N500,000 needed for treatment of the one-year-old baby Taiwo Lawal,
who was shot by armed robbers in the Gbagada area of Lagos on Sunday. This was announced yesterday in Lagos by the company’s Public Relations Manager, Mr. Funsho Aina. He said the company had paid the money into the account of the baby’s family member.
That is great news. Others should emulate them.
Thursday, 13 September 2012
MONTY SUITES TO CELEBRATE AKWA IBOM @ 25 WITH FUN FESTVAL
There will be performances from Akwa Ibom's finest such as Mish, Brandiny, Pastor Goddy Goddy, Andi, Oga Sir, Dee One etc. Other popular acts to perform include Wizkid, Inyanya, Chidinma, Eyo, and special appearances by Ini Edo, Monalisa Chinda, Karen Igho, Jackie Appiah.
Dj Jimmy Jatt, Dj Wizzy and Dj Slim will also be in the house. It promises to be a night of fun indeed.
Ticket prices: N5,000, N20,000, N200,000, N300,000, N500,000 and N1,000,000 for corporate bodies.
MANCHESTER UNITED SIGNS ANGELO HENRIQUEZ
Manchester United have completed the signing of Chilean striker, 18 year old Angelo Henriquez from Universidad de Chile for an undisclosed fee.
The manager of the club, Sir Alex Ferguson, is delighted to have secured one of the hottest talents in South America, with Henriquez scoring 11 goals in 17 games for Universidad de Chile this year.
U.S AMBASSADOR'S DEATH: JUSTICE WILL BE DONE- OBAMA
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| Libyan allies trying in vain to save unconscious Ambassador Chris Stevens. |
Reacting to the death of the U.S ambassador to Libya, Chris Stevens and three other Americans who were killed on Tuesday during an attack on the U.S Consulate in Libya, President of the United States, Barack Obama has vowed that justice will be done. “Make no mistake,” Obama said. “Justice will be done.”
The ruthless attack that killed four American diplomats in Libya appears
to be a carefully planned terror strike rather than an uprising of a
mob angry over a film that lampooned the Prophet Muhammad.
Two American warships were headed to the Libyan coast in a precautionary move.
Two American warships were headed to the Libyan coast in a precautionary move.
JENNIFER HUDSON LOOKING HOT
LAGOS STATE GOVERNEMENT: BEAUTIFY YOUR ENVIRONS OR GO TO JAIL
Governor Fashola is not joking ooo, you either beautify your environment or be jailed. Read the Lagos State Commissioner for Environment, Tunji Bello's speech yesterday;
"It is now mandatory for tenement/owners and occupiers to landscape and beautify the perimeter areas of their properties. A violation of this would attract N250, 000 or the amount the state would incur if it decides to carry out the beautification, or six months imprisonment or other non-custodian sentences…also anyone caught felling trees in the state or trimming them without permission would be fined a minimum of N50, 000 or sent to one year imprisonment.
It is also an offense to walk on lawns and gardens. Urinating, defecating in any of the parks, gardens and open spaces; loitering or soliciting for illegal purposes, smoking and dumping refuse among others in the parks are also offenses."
There's even an agency that will implement the law; it's called the Lagos State Parks and Gardens Agency, LASPARK, which was inaugurated on Monday.
THE MAN WITH THE WORLD'S LARGEST BICEPS
How did he manage to wear that T-shirt?
I know we ladies like men with biceps but this? Biko, I'll pass.
BOY SHOT DURING LAGOS ROBBERY NEEDS N500,000 FOR TREATMENT
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