LOW GUEST TURN OUT RUINED K SOLO'S ALBUM LAUNCH

Heard the official album launch of  controversial singer/producer, K Solo's new album 'Mr Pedigree' was a flop due to the very low turn out of artistes as they decided to shun the event. Heard he recorded almost zero attendance o. Why his colleagues come do him strong thing na? I'm guessing it's because there's just too much controversy surrounding him. Pele.

MY MARRIAGE CRASHED DUE TO INEXPERIENCE -ACTRESS CHIKA IKE

Nollywood actress Chika Ike has confirmed her separation form her husband, Ebiribi. The actress said inexperience and getting married at a young age are the reasons her marriage failed. Chika, in a press statement said “I’m separated and I’m working on my divorce and very soon I’d get the divorce, some people get married that young and have been able to make their marriages work, but if your young, there are some things your yet to experience.”

Then why do it in the first place?

SHAKIRA RELEASES FIRST PICTURE OF HER SON

This is the very first picture of Shakira's newborn, Milan. It shows him cradled by his father Gerard Pique, and he is totally adorable! The couple have asked for donations to Unicef in his name instead of selling his picture to the highest bidder like a lot of celebrities in Hollywood do. Shakira is one of my favorite artistes and I have very few.

DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN TO IYANYA FT. TIWA SAVAGE - SOMEBODY

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NAETO C'S WIFE, NICOLE, SPOTTED ROCKING HER BABY BUMP

She's glowing. Pregnancy looks good on her.

THE KIND OF GIRL YOU DON'T LET GO - PAUL OKOYE

Why does it have to be the girl that will take all that sh*t from a guy, you don't have to put the woman you love through all that before you know she cares for you. Just my thoughts, feel free to share yours too.

BEYONCE NAMES 2013 WORLD 'MRS. CARTER' IN HONOUR OF HER HUSBAND

She wore Jay Z'z face on a necklace in the advert 

Beyonce has announced the tour dates for her world tour for this year and it's named' Mrs. Carter Show' in honour of her husband, Jay Z, whose real name is Shawn Carter. She even has his face on the necklace she wore for the advert, awww, how sweet...

The Houston-born singer will kick off in Belgrade on April 15 and end on August 3 in Jay z's hometown of Brooklyn, New York. I totally love, love her costume. More pics after the cut...

IYANYA, IS THAT YOU?

The singer showed off his tattoo while working out at the gym. Oh lala! He looks so yummy.

HON. PATRICK OBAHIAGBON'S "UNCRACKABLE" CONGRATULATORY MESSAGE TO THE SUPER EAGLES

“Its my emblem pleasure to congratulate our Superior Melofarm exclamagated Bermasaur on their recent victory against Ivory Coast. As the refermed, solid giants are to face Winners of the later game in an uncavoured camfamgnam match, my empyrean paradisiac rendezvous advice to the Super Eagles is for them to recumbently metragaloblicly believe in God. If possible, they should parademically paralyze their pistulated orthodexial legs. I wish them arxiatical luck.” 

Oh dear! The poor boys will get a headache trying to crack this. Lol.

MAJEK FASHEK'S MENTAL HEALTH DETERIORATES

The rain maker, Majek Fashek, has been diagnosed with Schizophrenia and his condition is said to be getting worse. Sources close to him say he still using drugs and it has deteriorated his mental health and he now talks to himself and sits at a bus stop while kids make fun of him. His neigbours in his Gowon Estate Ipaja home now avoid him like a plague 

To stop him from roaming around, and maybe hurting himself, sometimes people who care for him chain him at his Ipaja home, especially when he gets really out of control. What a shame, I just hope he doesn't end up hurting himself and I hope he finds his way back from this.

SUPER EAGLES WILL WIN AFCON - DROGBA

After trashing Cote D’Ivoire yesterday,  Didier Drogba, who is the Captain of the team hailed the Super Eagles for the 'ass whooping' (yeah, I'm bragging) performance they gave their opponent. The former Chelsea striker said he was impressed with the team's performance against them and "the sign of a world-class team in preparation" who could win the tournament if they perform against others like they did against them. Oh, you bet they will! Go Eagles, go Eagles, go Eagles, *pompomcheeringdance*

DO WOMEN MOAN IN BED TO MAKE THE SEX MORE ENJOYABLE FOR THIER PARTNER?

I stumbled upon a research that says 87% of women pant and moan while having sex 'cos they believe it will help their partner climax easily. REALLY? Two questions; ladies, is this true? Do you fake it just to please your man? And guys, do find  it easier to climax if your partner do a lot of panting and moaning?

Pls share your thoughts.

JIGAWA STATE GOVERNOR'S SON REMANDED IN PRISON FOR MONEY LAUNDERING

Aminu Sule Lamido, the eldest son of the Jigawa State, Sule Lamido

A judge at a Federal High Court in Kano, ordered Aminu Lamido, the eldest son of Jigawa state governor, Sule Lamido, to be  remanded in prison custody pending his ruling on his bail application on Tuesday following his arraignment  today on money laundering charges. Aminu was arrested by the EFCC on December 12, 2012 at the Malam Aminu Kano International Airport for not declaring $40,000 in his possession on his way to board an Egypt bound flight to Cairo.

Glad to see that our legal system is slowly beginning to understand that nobody should be (and is) above the law.

ICE PRINCE DENIES TURNING DOWN GLO DEAL

Ice Prince has denied turning down a multi-millionaira GLO ambassador deal. The rapper wrote in s statement; "To say that we have turned down an endorsement deal is false and completely baseless."

SUPER EAGLES WON BECAUSE WE PROMISED THEM FREE SEX -

Hehehehe, remember I told you gutys some days ago that the Association of Nigerian Prostitutes (ANP) (yeah, they have their own association) promised the Super Eagles free sex for a week if they bring back the cup (if you missed it, read it HERE), well, they have associated the eagles victory over Ivory Coast to that promise. I said it too that it will motivate the Eagles, lol.

In a telephone chat with DailyPost, ANP General Secretary, Jessica Elvis, while congratulating the Super Eagles forkicking the ass of the Ivorians, said they have not forgotten their promise.

Her words: “We are really happy for the sweet victory over Drogba and co. Our free sex promise contributed massively to this victory and I must thank my members for this decision. “Our target is not to get to the semi final or the final, all we want is the cup and with the usual support of ANP, Super Eagles must fly,”  “We are making plans to send more ANP members to South Africa to support the Eagles for the next match,” she added.

Asked if there would be free sex for the victory over Ivory Coast, Jessica laughed and said: “Ashawo, come f’**k, na gold we talk no be semi final. Seriously we are ready to declare one week of free sex if they get the gold,” she assured.

Usual support, uhn? *givingthesupereaglesaknowinglook*