SUPER EAGLES WON BECAUSE WE PROMISED THEM FREE SEX -

Hehehehe, remember I told you gutys some days ago that the Association of Nigerian Prostitutes (ANP) (yeah, they have their own association) promised the Super Eagles free sex for a week if they bring back the cup (if you missed it, read it HERE), well, they have associated the eagles victory over Ivory Coast to that promise. I said it too that it will motivate the Eagles, lol.

In a telephone chat with DailyPost, ANP General Secretary, Jessica Elvis, while congratulating the Super Eagles forkicking the ass of the Ivorians, said they have not forgotten their promise.

Her words: “We are really happy for the sweet victory over Drogba and co. Our free sex promise contributed massively to this victory and I must thank my members for this decision. “Our target is not to get to the semi final or the final, all we want is the cup and with the usual support of ANP, Super Eagles must fly,”  “We are making plans to send more ANP members to South Africa to support the Eagles for the next match,” she added.

Asked if there would be free sex for the victory over Ivory Coast, Jessica laughed and said: “Ashawo, come f’**k, na gold we talk no be semi final. Seriously we are ready to declare one week of free sex if they get the gold,” she assured.

Usual support, uhn? *givingthesupereaglesaknowinglook*