DEAR FUTURE HUSBAND - A VERY HILARIOUS PIECE

My one&only husby,

I’m hoping you read this but even if I haven’t met you, I know I will soon. We’ve all been waiting for you for a while now. What’s keeping you? Was your flight delayed or are you too busy making our millions? My aunties keep asking, my mum keeps praying and even my father has a look in his eyes these days like “Oh girl, how far? Wetin dey happen?” I used to tell them you were on the next bus coming into town but then I realised that my future husband would have a car and not just one of those that went toh-toh-toh with thick exhaust fumes and body-odor laced wind-conditioning. Also he would not be a johnny-just-come so brothers in the village or who recently moved to town please do not see me in a vision or ask pastor about me.

An amazing and hilarious piece 'borrowed' from  memoirs of a woman with chutzpah . Every sentence of this piece made me laugh, I mean really laugh. I loved it and thought to bring it to you guys. Couldn't have said it better myself. Enjoy it. Continue to read the rest...

MARIAH CAREY IS SUCH A DIVA, SHE HARDLY CHANGES DIAPERS

In an appearance on "Anderson Live," Mariah Carey's hubby, Nick Cannon revealed that he changes more diapers of their 18-month old twins, Monroe and Moroccan, than his diva wife, "right now, the kids run the house." "We are just running and chasing after them and then my wife is being the diva that she is. I am trying to keep up with them," he said.

When asked who changes the most diapers, Cannon said, "Me," Cannon replied, adding, "I mean we all do it, but for some reason I get that duty a little bit more. I am not scared of it. I go in, I put the gloves on,” he explained."

Is there anything like being too diva to take care of your own kids? I don't mean buying them gifts but really taking care of them.  Trust naija guys, most of them that are married with kids have probably never changed a diaper in their lives. Take a cue, ain't nothing wrong with it.

A MUST-WATCH! AMAZING 2-YEAR-OLD PREACHING.

                                                     You guys definitely need to watch this. It is as hilarious as it is inspiring. Catina is two and a half years old a member of Christ Embassy Church.

"FUCK BUSINESS CLASS, I FLY IN THE COCKPIT" - BURNA BOY

Fast rising star, Burna Boy, posted this photo on his Instagram with the caption, "Fuck business class. I fly in d cockpit! Abj Stand up!!!!  Is he allowed to be in there?

DUECES LOUNGE HOSTS ACTRESS NSE IKPE-ETIM

                                 Nse Ikpe-Etim                                                         Rita Dominic

 Deuces Lounge hosted actress Nse Ikpe-Etim On November 9, 2012 and she invited friends over. Celebrities present at the party include Rita Dominic, Kalu Ikeagwu, Katherine Edoho, EME acts Skales, DJ Xclusive, and several others. More pics after the cut...

MOCHEDDA'S BK EARRINGS FOR BOYFRIEND

Mocheddah spots B K earring for boyfriend Bukunyi Olateru-Olagbegi, that's what she calls him. He is Beat 99 FM presenter Gbemi Olateru-Olagbegi's baby brother.

PHOTOS FROM DAVIDO'S LIVE COKO BAR APPEARANCE

Davido made a special appearnce at the cokobar a few days ago. Beautiful actress Mary Remy Njoku, wife of Iroko entrepreneur Jason Njoku was also at the West London club. Continue to see more pics...

IS THIS BIKINI FOR MEN SEXY?

What the heck kinda swim wear is this? Ladies, is this swim wear sexy or more like, would you allow your man wear this? I'm not talking about what's down there, silly, as impressive as it might be. *wink* Goodnight! #walkingawaythinkingofwhat'sdownthere#

EVA ALORDIAH ON THE COVER OF MY STREETZ MAGAZINE

Love the concept of the colours. Beautiful!

ONYIYE UDODI IS THE LAST GIRL STANDING IN GUS9

Onyinye Udodi is the last female contestant of Gulder Ultimate Search 9 standing. This follows the eviction of Uzor Osimpka for removing the Stump of Shame from her leg while serving punishment for coming last in the Wave Your Flag challenge. According to the rules, the Stump of Shame should always be dragged around by the contestant serving punishment. Onyinye has automatically won N1million for being the last girl standing in addition to whatever amount will be entitled to her when the competition ends this Friday.

VETERAN NOLLYWOOD ACTOR DIES AFTER LOSING LEG

Veteran actor Pete Eneh has passed on. He died this evening at Parklane Hospital, Enugu where he had been receiving treatment for over four months for a leg infection. The actor, who lost one of his legs on 24th October to amputation few weeks ago, has been battling with his infected leg which didn't heal due to his diabetic condition. So sad. May his soul rest in peace.

TOPIC OF THE DAY: IS STILL CHEATING IF NO SEX IS INVOLVED?

This is a very sensitive topic to a lot people. Nonsexual relationship is what experts refer to as an emotional affair without the involvement of sex. Most of this relationship happen via social networking sites where everyone is so connected, people get to do all sorts of things secretly, without actually seeing the person they are doing these things with physically. So, can it be classified as cheating when no sex is involved even though it has all the characteristics of a sexual cheating relationship such as deception, secrecy and a breach of trust? Would it hurt any less if your spouse is involved in a nonsexual relationship with someone else than if they are in a sexual one?

Pls lovely readers share your sincere thoughts.

QUOTE OF THE DAY: "ALL GENERAL OVERSEERS AND RELIGIOUS LEADERS MUST GO TO JAIL"- TUNDE BAKARE

Controversial Pastor of Latter Rain Assembly, Akilo Road, Ogba, Lagos,Tunde Bakare has asked for the immediate imprisonment of pastors, including himself, so as to teach them a lesson on what the masses are going through.

“All General overseers and religious leaders must go to prison, so they can feel the Nigerian situation. Lock Pastor Adeboye, Pastor Kumuyi, myself and others up in a Nigerian prison, may be if we come out we will change and put the interest of our people first. Preaching greed is sin, we have the confidence of millions of people and continue to fail them, that must change,'’ he said.

Isn't he shooting himself in the foot? I mean is he not referring to himself as an incompetent pastor?

SPOTTED: FORMER BBA AMPLIFIED HOUSE MATE, VINA

Vina was spotted at a wedding a couple of weeks ago. She represented Nigeria alongside winner Karen Igho at last year's Big Brother Africa Amplified. She looks lovely. Check out her 'gaga like' shoes at the Headies awards last month after the cut...

N100 CHARGE ON ATM TRANSACTION CANCELLED

The Central Bank of Nigeria and the Bankers Committee on finally agreed to put a stop the N100 charge on account holders when other banks ATM other than their bank is being used. So feel free to use other bank ATMs without fear of charges.