My one&only husby,
I’m hoping you read this but even if I haven’t met you, I know I will
soon. We’ve all been waiting for you for a while now. What’s keeping
you? Was your flight delayed or are you too busy making our millions? My
aunties keep asking, my mum keeps praying and even my father has a look
in his eyes these days like “Oh girl, how far? Wetin dey happen?” I
used to tell them you were on the next bus coming into town but then I
realised that my future husband would have a car and not just one of
those that went toh-toh-toh with thick exhaust fumes and body-odor laced
wind-conditioning. Also he would not be a johnny-just-come so brothers
in the village or who recently moved to town please do not see me in a
vision or ask pastor about me.
An amazing and hilarious piece 'borrowed' from memoirs of a woman with chutzpah . Every sentence of this piece made me laugh, I mean really laugh. I loved it and thought to bring it to you guys. Couldn't have said it better myself. Enjoy it. Continue to read the rest...
